Yelp reviewers are like our family. Their advice guides us through life daily, though we hope to never become as petty and anxious as they are. On March 12, Vince Staples became your cool uncle with his five-star review of Royals Hot Chicken in Louisville, Kentucky.
His review has everything. Poetry (“For one I been to Kentucky never seen a KFC that's based on a true story and this IS the true story.”), conflict (“The menu is on the wall as a warning of things to come.”) and even a strong patriotic arc (“A man like me needs Pimento cheese on the medium please and don’t you dare hold that grease. This is America.”) The review was so great that Vince was forced to pull his whole account once aspiring rappers tracked it down and were "sending [him] SoundCloud links and shit." Pigeons & Planes got a screenshot of the whole thing, though, which you can appreciate in full below.
