Illustration Hisashi Okawa
July 27, 2017
Cease and desist the pit-shaving mentality
There is no time to waste on trivial things like whether society is more attracted to bald armpits than hairy ones. Also, science says we probably have armpit pubes because they trap sexy pheromone smells to attract us mates.
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Exfoliate!!!!!!!!!
Get those follicles stimulated, girl.
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Encourage your new bushes to grow
Rub some coconut, castor, jojoba, or olive oil all up in there.
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Settle on a friendly new deodorant
Try a gel or a spray, like the sage one from Burt’s Bees. Or just ditch the stuff entirely; become one with yourself.
Raise your arms high
And feel the breeze through your locks.
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Forget about shaving your legs, too
Why bother?
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