Hahahahhah a nigga to sexy for jail Breh . They ask me to perform im so dead pic.twitter.com/PKUxnvHuGj
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Theophilus London was arrested in NYC Monday night after an altercation with a cab driver where he broke the cabbie's phone. In a series of tweets London claimed the driver would not break a $100 bill for him so after an amount of time he took the driver's phone and broke it. He then ran into the IFC Center cinema in downtown Manhattan where he was apprehended by police.
The tale continues after London gets booked, fingerprinted, takes a mugshot (he "tried not to smile), and gets placed in his cell. All the while still having his phone and ability to tweet. He took a short video upon his release shouting out the "sarge" and then taking a Twitter poll about what shirt he should wear next.
Read the tweets below. A rep for Theophilus London was not immediately available for comment.
I'm to sexy for jail like I'm right said Fred, I'm not guilty now gimme back my bread. - jay -z . This tweet was tweeted from a jail cell :(
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
NY THEO is in jail right now. In a prison. In 1500.00 dior jeans. #FREETHEO
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
I'm so sexy they allowed me to tweet . #FreeTheo
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Some dude in my cell just told me If he was a girl he would fuck me. Shit is getting weird. I asked him if he was gay. He in for grand theft
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
They took my shoe laces off my melvins. I was headed to see Sharon jones new film and I ran into IFC after my "dispute" with dumb taxi nigga
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
I low key feel like I'm in a Museum . Pee smells. Cig butts, finger printed me. And mug shot. I tried not to smile. mug shot and vid pending
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Hahahahhah a nigga to sexy for jail Breh . They ask me to perform im so dead pic.twitter.com/PKUxnvHuGj
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
So I got arrested becuz I hate NYC cab drivers for 10 yards + now . I only had 100s on me and he didn't want to break change.
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
So he tried to keep my hundred while screaming in my face , so I gave him 5 mins to make change. After I counted down to 1, I took his phone
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
And smashed it into 900 pieces , then I ran into the IFC MOVIE cinema and the cops ran up on me . Haha. Couldn't buy a movie in time
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
They love NY THEO hahah. Shout out to sarge. They just freed me ! They about to download my albums. pic.twitter.com/TiU6fc9fyW
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Rockstar shit!
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
About to change my clothes jail dirty Bruv. Should I wear my Shawn Michaels tee or H20 mike meyers tee?
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
I'm 28 on paper . I was born in February not March. I'm sometimes 7 in my head , sometimes 10, and sometimes 65. Ok , ok ... Word
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
