At this point, Chris Brown songs just feel tailor-made to have female responses to them—his latest, "Loyal," is one of spring's best jams but also Brown at his rudest, complaining about "hos," dancing like Iamsu! in the video and bragging about how rich he is. Thankfully, Keyshia Cole, Mila J, K. Michelle, Lil Mo and Da Brat have teamed up to release a pitch-perfect version of the song from a female perspective, an addition to your playlist that you'll be proud to bump in mixed company.