The MTV VMAs red carpet historically rewards not its best dressed celebs, but rather it's most flagrant, weird and talked-about. Here, we take a look at last night's outfits and hand out superlatives for the best looks in their fields.
Most like the wax figurines on top of a wedding cake: Future and Ciara (in Givenchy Couture)
Most lDGAF/Best homage to Brooklyn's own MC Lyte: Rihanna
Best Versace: 2 Chainz
Best Versace Couture: Selena Gomez
Best prom dress: Lady Gaga
Best Brooklyn: Lil Kim
Best K-Ci & JoJo look-alikes (special guest award from Jon Caramanica): Jaden and Willow Smith
Best impression of a Bedford Avenue hipster: Wiz Khalifa
Bravest wearer of a Los Angeles hat in Brooklyn: Kendrick Lamar
Grill that looks most like Lucky Charms stuck in teeth: Katy Perry
Most muppet: Rita Ora
Most Tumblr: Miley Cyrus
Best self-promotion/Macy Gray impression: Drake
Lifetime Achievement Award for best overall midriff throughout the years: Chilli From TLC
Most likely to have just wandered in from the street without changing his outfit: Riff Raff
Most belatedly missed from the red carpet when she showed up to an after-party: Beyonce
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