James Blake's soon-coming album is a masterpiece of calculation and moderation, the exact opposite of how Rick Ross acted on his birthday in Miami. We've thrown jokes about how out-of-control Ross' allegations of dolphin-robed-Bugatti life are before, but last night in actuality he spent a million bucks at the strip club, got there in a Helicopter and sweat a lot from the top of his head. The video of how this all happened is announced by a dude who's more emphatic about his reporting than Big Rube and it's tagged with an NBC logo. Ace Hood was there, Diddy was there in a suit, Pharell got labeled "Entertainment Mogul" by the broadcasters. Real regional news?
