Last week when Wiz led the Terrible Towel Wave at Heinz field in victorious Pittsburgh, he appeared onstage wearing his grandmother's two-button fur hoodie. Last night on George Lopez's imaginary plaza stage he had on a safari look complemented up top by the skunk-stripe hit he took of Amber's gold hair toner. Wiz bypassed new probably-Rolling Papers jawns like "Big Screen" and "Stoned" for his championship hit and the prop audience got pretty loud:
George Lopez looked on from the sectional couch with a straw Lakers-colored sunhat on (jokes we missed?!), beaming with pride. Like us! We don't have any blood-geographic reason to fell pride in the city of Pittsburgh and we've heard this song a million times even though we don't have a car, but it still feels good every single time. So, we we're happy for any innocent bystanders who met Wiz for the first time last night and now feel like they're packing a serious part of the lunatic group momentum pushing Khalifa towards whatever kind of REAL BIG fame we've got left in this information age. Anyone who wants a piece of that but also feels deeply for Coachella bound munchkins Tyler and Left Brain and Domo and Taco etc, don't worry. In spite of that fact that both crews don't mind smoking weed rolled inside of paper , they're not interested in any fuss:
