"I'm here with the kid in high school who protected me from bullies. What's up, Win?" says John Stewart. Besties! We caught a girl jamming Arcade Fire so hard on her iPhone on the subway this morning. The people's music! Number one record in the country! To celebrate, they went on the number one fake news show in the world (suck it, Colbert!) and jammed "Month of May" and "Ready to Start." Catch "May" after the jump, dogs. Because "Ready to Start" is auto-classic so it goes on top.