Like soccer, the whole rest of the world but the US loves Kylie Minogue. The short superstar has a new song, "All the Lovers," and it is a fucking synthesizer circus. Has she been chilling with James Murphy? That quiet flitter in the back is total obscure disco-bait. Synthesizer strings, OMG. Anyway, we love Kylie—just as much for her incredible choices in remixers—as her brash take on Eurodance. Man, everyone is going to hate this shit on TheFADER.com but young hearts run free dudes. K Y L I E
Stream: Kylie Minogue, "All the Lovers"