You think "Chillin in my Maybach" is in fact the realest shit T-Pain ever wrote? We know it's a brag but if we're getting literal we're inclined to believe the realest shit he ever wrote remains "I'm in love with a stripper." Even realer is the fact that we don't think we have ever seen Rick Ross's EYES before this video! It's as though by wearing a shirt he needed to remove the sunglasses for balance. Heartening to know he doesn't have two sets of jaws and teeth in his sockets like the Corinthian (comic nerd joke).