Not to blow up any spots, but the little dude in White Denim definitely used to post on this one messageboard a lot and his name there was "teebro." There's no real one-to-one translation between that and being in a Texan rock band with a new album, Fits, due in October, but "teebro" sounds like the name of a Dana Carvey character and White Denim sounds like the Wayne's World-appropriate band you and some dudes make after you meet in AA and totally have it together but there's really nothing going on on Saturday that isn't going to bars, so you might as well get together and jam with the virgin bloody marys your extremely sweet girlfriends cooked up for the occasion of you staying out of trouble. The best lyrics in "White Sand"—a holdover track from 2007 that really unfortunately has gone unheard, because it is sweet—are Whoa whoa whoa whoaaa and its best drums are hand claps.
