We are hoping this Marina & the Diamonds song is an ode to the dastardly Chuck Bass (if you don't know, don't sweat it), but we're also hoping it's a personal shout out to her teenage ex-boyfriend, who is super bummed he dumped her because now she is a mysterious and epic Welsh-Grecian chanteuse (and super funny blogger). This gem (ha) is from her forthcoming EP entitled The Crown Jewels.
Download: Marina & the Diamonds, "Seventeen" (via Neon Gold)