Our grand plans for a Katie Couric-style interview with Phila diva Amanda Blank were squashed visually when we realized our jump-cutting machine was temporarily busted... but we still got a probing, Emmy-award-contending investigative piece that REVEALS ALL! Including Ms. Blank's forthcoming Madonna-inspired pop album, her love letter to Lil Wayne, and the pregnant suit that she made out of a one-piece Speedo and an oversized bra. Plus you can listen to her new Switch-produced single below courtesy of RCRD LBL and decide if it sounds like "Papa Don't Preach," or if any major institutions are going to boycott her for promoting dirty vices to impressionable youths.