We dig Oscar Wilde, but we SUPER dig him when he is doing the James Brown dance. Francis Starlite is the best of both worlds: does the special Wilde pose with the hair in photos, does the hotchacha on stage, not to mention the Lights' supreme excellence in fulfilling the pinnacle of our wildest pop-funk fantasies. At The Levi's®/FADER Fort in Austin during their awesome performance of "A Modern Promise," we were in a heated debate over who dances/danced better: Francis Starlite, David Byrne or Ian Curtis from Joy Division? Francis won and the dude we placed the bet with lost $2 and a Budweiser.