This is the kind of thing that makes it really hard to sympathize with Kanye when tries to explain why he slapped a photographer because it's hard to be a celebrity. We're assuming he got paid to have Keri Hilson fake-makeout with him. Great! What's next? He gets to exchange his dollars for superdollars worth ten times as much? Anyway, Keri Hilson's long-awaited album (we put her on the cover over a year ago for it) is finally out on March 24th — perfect timing for getting your own Kanye/Keri rub-a-dub going.