Treety rules, and here’s the proof

The FADER's weekly column What Rules highlights our office's new obsessions.

Name: Treety
Style: Dick-appointment bounce music with extra-slick rhymes
Location: New Orleans

I really don't know much about Treety other than the very important facts that she has bars for days and that she's cute as all heck. The New Orleans rapper makes what I've taken to calling dick-appointment rap, i.e. music that will bump your confidence all the way up. It helps, too, that it is physically impossible to remain upset while listening to bounce music.